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Oh from the beginning yep Oh 90 90 100

them in the arts Oh computer no it's not

Oh George I love 981 no no it's

certainly the office brilliant that's an

excellent I wish it was

I love 1970 spikes offers Swedish what's

all that about

it's not like the office

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so before we start why is it called how

I may be off it's just by ricochets why

why is it is it is how am i why isn't it

having me made the office by Ricky J's

and Steve merchant too long just your

name sure

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think about Ricky is that he's our the

most irritating man I've ever met

I can't deny these I've got a capacity

to be irritating why is he rotating so

many reasons you know from things like

going like that for literally no

apparent reason he's like a child who's

drunk too much orange squash with

hydrazine in and it's now gonna bit wild

and needs calm down

ah he does wilfully trying to destroy a

scene he's gonna keep doing something

until he gets a reaction he loves it

though yeah like it's it's a joy yeah he

loves it really yeah he was about I

dunno yellow ago at night seriously

don't [ __ ] dare

cuz I'll go mental and he's touchy snake

22:31 fast money isn't funny in offices

I remember I had to have a single shot

on me just looking really it put out

maybe and Stern whatever and Ricky was

just look we sick G do you want give

that baton seriously that smells like

door give me that [ __ ] bin that's

nice to know

put it over there as well and then then

that should keep it going now until we

you know don't stop belching stop my

friend Robin says I've got two moods one

is I can't believe it I've got someone

fired what do you mean yeah it's just

his total hypocrite it's like you know

anyone else makes a single bit annoys

boom guy drops the boom in shock I can't

believe but here not here gonna click in

dancing rare and making noises that's

fun there was one bit where the people

who it was like a real office that we

were an empty real office there was a

real office next door with people

working and they just came to complain

about the noise though it's true and it

was like it was supposed to be a set

that was desperately quiet with just a

little scene being played out yeah and

he's their ass it's singing screaming

shouting like that it's because like

he's the star he's allowed to do that

cuz it's not gonna be stressed if I

don't do it and that was terrible I

fired the location manager and I said

why put us next to a grumpy office

thanks I know I've got a jumper only and

I said I've got to squeak and jump

around and that our fireworks

he tends to touch sometimes a little bit

upsetting puts his arm around you feels

fills with the air you know and he says

hey come on you know just because you

like to get the kiss and a cuddle with

another man doesn't make you gay but you

know I've thought a lot about but I

think it does I think it does but the

thing about TV is that they literally

tiny as money and so that you know

you've gotta get everything right first

time you've got to be on the spot

because you know the clock's ticking

that's why on go on allows you to say

that's why I imagine you deliberately

try to jeopardize every single take we

do but I was gonna say that he'll do

things like just add lions or stupid

names to try and surprise the other

actors you often see pure silk for 99999

pure silk so I have a snap it up okay in

there

Wally Burton - for 10 points always yes

please and Nobby Burton came around -

for 10 I went yes please no more and you

know def Nobby Burton it comes around

with a case - okay okay sorry okay just

say I should say Nobby Burton who comes

down with a case - potato but for a lot

of the stuff that ends up in the office

um comes from me mucking around and

annoying people so that's what I say in

my defense it's my heart but to be fair

I would say I remember that we will be

making the the pilot we did what whole

sequence when we did all the talking

heads that Ricky does and then we just

left the camera rolling and I would

start interviewing as a real interview

and he would just kind of talk as though

we were Brent and I think a couple of

ideas and things come out of that but

most of the time he would say something

I'd actually ruin it just by cracking up

one of the I suppose occupational

hazards of being a laugh is that they

think they can have a laugh and they can

but not at the expense of me and

the company as a whole without humor

involvement in that sense I mean they

can't I'm sorry

without the humor involvement by that I

mean I don't mind a laugh during work or

instead of work what I don't enjoy is

what I call the anti laugh where it's at

I'm sorry

GLaDOS leaving you just carry on talking

bit that worked out it's what is called

by me the anti laugh and that is

anything goes thanks very much

have a laugh find the funny side of life

in everything okay have a laugh at

yourself please have a laugh at me with

my blessing because I will with you but

don't make the mistake of the laughter

of hate I first met Stephen um I was

working at X FM which is a local London

radio station and I was the head of

speech but well you've heard him speak

that's ludicrous and the head of speech

was like yet to cover layer to be

involved with all the speech I put the

news the competition's joing he had to

have a perfect grasp of of communication

so I dragged the interview and got the

job well-paid wasn't it pretty good good

but then when it launched I had to do

stuff which was that was the problem was

annoying and I knew nothing about it so

I went to look the workload is mental I

need an assistant and I went sure this

guy knows what he's doing and I met

Steve and I basically said listen I

don't know what I'm doing here but I'll

do loads of stuff finding and stuff if

you do that I let you get away with

murder and which left me free to do more

important stuff like rolling around on

your chair in the office that was one of

them boating on

golfing yeah but then I joined the BBC

and I was sort of training there I had

to do a training day like when they gave

you a camera crew and he had to make a

short sort of short film and most people

were doing like documentaries and things

but we had that kind of this kind of

character they used to sort of muck

around and improvise in the office when

we were it was just a thing called seedy

boss which was more an observation on

sort of like a lecturers boss who was

sort of smarming and

I mean it was David Ben I don't give

crappy jobs if I give a good job to a

good guy and then after a period of time

he comes to me and says thank you for

that job David I've done that I want to

move on I want to better myself then I

can make that dream come true - aka for

you we shot it with the office that we

can used to work out in the University

of London and um and just use some actor

mates of mine air conditioning

computerised totally so a lot of things

are mainly sealed in early star texts I

think but I mean that the it knows what

temperature it is what time of day is

whether you're working or not now can do

this illegal the reason we shot it like

a documentary was time as it was just

quicker with any other camera crew per

day so that was the quickest way to

shoot you everything and then if times

against you and you just point a camera

at the character and let them talk you'd

have to change the camera angle anything

is really simple but you get sent to the

character so and I really love the

Talking Heads in the show because

because we shot like a documentary we

couldn't do things people wouldn't do in

front of the camera they can't shut the

door and you know take a line of coke or

they can't blur out things they're

thinking because it isn't true but

ironically when they're by themselves

and they're just being filmed they're a

little bit more honest people do let

their guard down because it's flattering

when I can was you know point is that a

normal person I think this is my chance

this is my platform I can tell the world

all my great philosophies on life and of

course they open their mouths and and

they blow it and they can't take it back

like now exactly people they could come

to me that go David um sorry to bother

you even in the visits fifteen years can

you give me a couple of words of advice

but they don't that's the tragedy there

was some point in it that were almost

toward the surreal that we decided that

we wouldn't have because we really just

wanted a normal person and there's just

little bits and pieces that that

wouldn't sit well there's I think

there's a bit where you put some

lipstick on

now what

right so today

that was I think the first time Ricky

had done any acting kind of properly and

it was you know that once that got made

and that little demo tape existed it got

passed around and that's how he got onto

11 o'clock show and things like that and

yet he was actually nightmare and we

only had a the clock was ticking and he

was like well we've come it that'll be

fine that take would be fine let's go

down the pub now I've got the thing

which I filmed with Russ just rehearsing

just an empty pint glass you can just

see he's just thinking

barbra closing yeah I'm acting faster

cuz I'll go yes absolute nightmare to

work with and now you're marginally

better in that weird strange good you've

read so much yeah people say oh well you

know will Fame changer you know you were

always obnoxious yeah Erin are went to

court to after the little pre pilot that

we shot ourselves a little demo pilot

the BBC commissioned a script and then a

real pilot if you like the script seemed

quite good and I went along and

originally read for Gareth and then I

think I was sort of on my way out the

door pretty much actually and then I

read for Tim I was imagining him a lot

more like norm from Cheers quite we was

I think he's gonna be quite fat wasn't

Ian yeah I know that's a wisecracking in

that way at three callbacks I think foot

for the part um but I mean they don't

let you know that it's it's a it's a

closed thing and you might not you might

not get it some of the people we ended

up with were not as we'd imagined them

originally I mean I remember when

Mackenzie came in as Gareth that I was I

mean it took some persuasion I wasn't

convinced at all but I didn't realise

Stephen didn't think I was the right man

for the job

I'd imagine him as much bigger and much

more kind of militaristic obviously the

skinny we did i won through in the end

but I can play butch what was exciting

about Mackenzie is that because he's got

this he looks very fragile and

vulnerable not like that we first

imagined we found that we could give him

more and more ridiculous and horrendous

lines and you still didn't mind because

of his you know little bird typeface um

I don't mean like a woman and I have a

little baby bird like a little fledgling

pigeon

who just hatched too early and there's a

sort of sweetness and vulnerability

about Mackenzie vulnerability

ah yes language is your tool ah we can

kind of put a subtitle of whose boner

ability about Mackenzie and then that

was that was nice

I don't give she jobs when a good man

comes to me and says thank you David for

the opportunity and that continued the

official BBC pilot that we made is

pretty much the same in terms of its

plot as episode one of the real series

but there was some strands we cut out

there was a whole sequence where dawn

tells timid joke which is that one did

you see that film last night gaylord say

no no that means you're a Gaylord you

think it's classic school ground school

playground joke oh yeah

you just got it yeah and as I she tells

him that and then they sort of play that

that joke on the cleaning lady say it

back to me did you say food gate no did

you see that though last night

Gaylord say no you get it

cows did you see a film last night

Gaylords what she's running if you saw

that film last like gable say no no that

means you're a Gaylord

okay them once again

and then there was a whole different

sequence about how Gareth finds out that

there's gonna be redundancies it when

I'm hogging he's really upset that he's

you know the last person to discover

this information the old shares all oil

somebody got their fingers banned they

need high dismissed early do I need to

know if there's anything that you've

heard any rumors that you've heard from

the head office

anything like this you got other stuff

on your face that's for being from your

baby just everything is making it worse

have you got teased your sorry be like

to was that that's not - the first one I

picked up three months yeah - twice as

big as that I'm not a nice yeah well um

well no oh will you do today I've got a

mirror but dawn don't know they're all

talking over there like guys going slow

down slow down

who's talking everyone's talking issue

thank you so what look no this is that

license it's my mom's my new twice's be

without the nice I'm team leader I

shouldn't I'd be the first one after you

to know yeah but you're the first one

after me to know okay what I don't want

that as don't put your this I'm meant to

spit on it so it's my spit on my face I

don't want no don't bother I know I feel

I've got a responsibility to the staff

to handle gara what's going on say what

you mean Jennifer came in here this

morning right soon she's got now this

all rumors going dawn actually this is a

private meeting could you isn't that

absolutely no John's sister brighter

sedan yes mr. president

I don't think that I'm Jun sir frankly

I'm a little bit insulted that you

noticed why you losing jobs can you give

us two minutes ago welcome

I thought it's supposed to be a private

meeting it's just register

okay as team libro this is pathetic

well cool this meeting thanks thanks for

coming I've called this meeting because

South's alone right all it is is the

powers that be have dealings now your

turn away oh yeah you didn't I was going

on it's my meeting I called him to find

out what's going on Tom gonna tell you

in front of everyone else

oh cool we look back at the pilot it

just felt a bit too much like it become

a sitcom with a beginning middle and an

end

yeah if you watch a real documentary

they've pieced together that from stuff

that happened in real life so we want to

get that sense like we've cobbled it

together and I was genuinely panicked

wasn't yeah it was it was the sitcom

that we always said we wouldn't make and

we just really keyed ourselves offices

why we're going back to basics example

we really wanted to do something we were

sort of thought we were making something

new or we hoped we were and we didn't

want anything that I remember you

described it as better than Dickens

didn't you yeah it is and that

Shakespeare Gaylord whether he was a

little very well I think some of it

looked quite real is because obviously

I'm not an actor and I don't care about

hitting my marks or where I should stand

and Steve would go what can you at least

just you know speak up a little bit

fakes the right direction not really I

don't really know I just do it this way

hmmm well you do think that everything

you've guessed is probably the truth

yeah so if you guess it's something you

assume that's actually how it's done I'm

not a trained actor this isn't mate this

is amazing to find out he's not no or a

trained director he's got nothing he's

CV is empty yeah yeah I've got CV no

never needed one yeah he'll be honest

sing in a single of him or a talking

head and he'll be more worried about the

lighting learn the lines you wrote them

okay I think the difference between our

show maybe in other sitcoms which SN

office is that there always seem to be

too full of incident it's

like there's people kind of doing

one-liners and beings alien falling over

and doing crazy stuff and getting into

amusing scrapes which is not what the

experience of being an odd office is

like at all it is just about kind of

monotony often if it's a job you don't

enjoy which is occasionally interspersed

with you know someone you know making a

joke or or something kind of so we

wanted lots of sort of sequences when

between the jokes if you like of just

people working and there's something

lovely in kind of empty and boring and

Static about just someone sat typing at

the computer I mean I know sort of drama

whatever is life with the boring bits

taken out but we left some of them in

because they can be the funniest bits

and so we know he didn't top and Tao

seen so cleanly

we like the dwelling on you know a bad

joke or you know a nothingness yeah

what's funny about a bad joke is the

agony of of the birth silence after a

joke has gone flat you'd know if you

endure after Jackson's new song he's

doing he's teamed up with West Ham

football team huh yeah do it on forever

blowing bubbles - she's no football

so like the frustrating thing as a

writer is that you had to get around

this camera being there because we

couldn't have expedition we couldn't

have you know people doing things they

wouldn't do in front of a camera it was

a bind but what we could use is the

advantage of that is that it would up

the agony and that's where that came

from

I was the joke there what you find is

what especially with the romantic plot

is it's like because the cameras filming

them they can't show their emotions for

each other they can't show their true

feelings you know tame and dawn so it

means that you've got it's almost like

you've sort of some kind of Victorian

seething kind of melodrama where you

know suddenly just him touching and hit

her or her touching him

that becomes that's as much as a kiss in

me as much you know the cliffs becomes a

shag in terms of kind of you get that

nice kind of electricity between them so

can I have this when he finished yeah

all right when will he be finished today

I don't know maybe we could share it I

know that Ricky and Steve worked hard to

get that right because he could he could

have fallen on his face it could have

been embarrassing just simply not work

the first time I really got to him and

Dawn was after I saw the the last

episode on the reruns the other week and

yeah I'm for the first time I thought

yeah I know why people have got really

upset about that and my mum rang me

about two minutes later in tears it's

not just a farcical a farcical comedy

but you know there's a there's poignant

bits in it that people do care about

that when Gareth thinks that David Brent

might be leaving and he goes in and and

breaks down that's it then is it the old

team on the scrap heap poor old garrison

I am fond of Gareth he's all Wally but

but yeah I'm fond of him oh this is

stupid yeah it's cute this is stupid

yes so so I mean what do you want Laurel

and Hardy was a constant reference point

which sort of came out in a little bit

in Tim's looks the camera I mean not

very completely Olly esque I mean I

never went oh you know I was working

last night actually on something and I

actually couldn't stop doing it I think

it might ruin my career so by the time

you people are seeing this you really

won't be seeing me again because I

everything I do now I can't stop going

hi there which is a problem for any

actor the other people in the office at

the desk which weren't um particularly

main characters but rather than an

extras or supporting artists they were

proper acted hello your third - Keith

you and who placed big Keith was just a

real tree cuz we did he just came in and

he was just sort out the Taiping way

then you give him a few lines and you

realize he's got this whole kind of

character these crate it's just his kind

of deadpan you know dry I mean I don't

if that's what he's really like

well we still don't know whether that

was that was his best naturalistic

acting and we just found it funny and he

thought well I keep quiet or whether he

knew exactly what he was doing

I'd like to think he knew how funny it

was cuz it's just it's great well he's

watching us he won't mind me saying he's

an oddity man he's a freak I mean if no

I'm just saying his luck if it was 100

years ago he wouldn't be in telly let's

say I mean not only because it hadn't

been invented yet one of my favorite

scenes is where in Episode five where

he's just talking to Tim in there in the

smokers room it's really tight Sean he's

he he's a scotch egg again and they said

joyful Xining it's you know his

performance with that what is impeccable

what'd you watch them tell you last

night I didn't watch telly I watched a

video I watched that peak practice yeah

I've never seen it

bloody repeat mmm denying innit not for

me and seeing it

boring isn't it just staying and

watching peak practice with your life

yeah not for me I'm like it yeah I just

stayed in have a big wink yeah that

scene was um it was very hard because

you in so consistent the arm kept coming

up on exactly the same point every time

to eat the scotch egg and mine could see

that in his peripheral vision and once

you think of something funny that's it

you're done after about five takes and I

look through and like ash and Anna

Lynette you know and Ricky and Steve are

all sort of like going come on come on

and I thought god I really might not be

able to do it you know I thought I might

not actually manage this boring it just

staying in watching peak practice with

your life yeah not for me I like it yeah

just stage boring isn't it just staying

and watching people actors with your

life yeah is not for me I like it yeah I

just stayed in at a big not for me I

like it well just boring isn't it just

staying in watching peak practice with

your life yeah not for me I like it

well I'll just stayed in that'll be

boring isn't it just sitting in watching

peak practice with your life yeah not

for me I like it Ricky likes to remind

me that it did take 13 takes I would

like to remind him that just kind of

maybe walking down a corridor for him

took about 40 in the main I knew he's

gonna go because he was something of a

nice place to just do that

what's the difference a dwarf is someone

who has disproportionately short arms

and I'm so sorry we've been saying that

word now for an hour

certainly it was funny I couldn't I

couldn't take it but suddenly the word

[ __ ] was that remarkably funny right

here we go what's the difference a dwarf

is someone who has disproportionately

short arms and legs either not gonna do

what's difference but a dwarf is someone

who has disproportionately short arms

and legs God Almighty I'm so sorry

God okay

loving it

sorry Joe

what's different I'd Worf is someone who

has disproportionately short arms and

legs I've no idea how you do this wait a

minute were minute

what's different a dwarf is someone okey

now you axes feel the or never going to

be able to do it you you think well if I

never do this what happens do we run

over by a year what would happen if I

could never get the scene and in it

panic shoot and yeah and TVs Ricky

Gervais sees clean autistic but he's

kind of it he's he is like a sort of I'm

not even like a girl license I was well

but um I what's the PC wafer giggling

buffoon see nice okay Oh doggies eat her

lunch she's just eating his sandwich and

she's really fighting crime business and

she's on a road and David comes up I

don't have a scary earlier Jim yeah five

hundred

um I'll examine what self a kitty Alexei

that is fine terrifying

just take the cancer cancer they're all

testicles what's that oh that was it

great one where do you go ain't nobody

whatsoever move there we have no

following this no no it wasn't there was

no one's fault is mine and he can barely

get through a take without being so

impressed by his writing genius that he

has to ruin it with laughing you know

doesn't even have the sort of humility

not to laugh and sale what I wrote isn't

actually maybe that funny it's like no

this is a I am a genius

I'll ruin the take Oh again yeah you

know

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and now he's not biased in any one

person is a Frankenstein of all those

types those bosses from how the lambing

the whole program is is basically

nailing types and observations it's very

much a you know ticking off office

observations and David is one of those I

mean the most important one of them sure

but just one of the main one

people have said to us luck with them

David Brent being bad at his job and

rubbish and he should be fired if you

just walk around the BBC for a day you

see people who up you know people who

are rubbish to keep their jobs in very

important jobs as well I mean to make

executives they are the only analogy I

can use evolutionary wise is marsupial

survives in Australia because there were

no predators and that's very much like

the BBC because know one thing Outsiders

coming and going what are you doing what

are you doing

how long have you been here if they took

a John Harvey Jones in there it'd be

decimated there just be me and Steve

yeah just be the two of us doing a lot

look like spinning huh why isn't variety

still as big I bloody love variety Rick

and I wish it would come back I wish it

would come back you don't see enough of

the song and dance man that's what we

want but the people go into plates

spinning or is it like handed down like

son is I've broken a couple but these

are yours I'm gonna be a doctor I think

if you go all right

it's not as popular as it was please pin

I don't think they are that

unsympathetic I think Brent you should

sort of feel sorry for Gareth is he's

all right woody but you know that is

it's all right really he's harmless the

only person that you could in real life

not like is probably Finch Chris Finch

because he's a bully you know he's one

those people that when he watch the

movie does say funny things and you

laugh and then you go it's my turn soon

and someone asked me like Oh Brent such

a bastard but he's not either he's at it

he's like he's at he's at work he's a

knob

hmm he's all those things he's a he's a

twenty tit knob exactly I didn't know

yeah

I like bosses like that because you get

away with murder all you have to do is

laugh at their jokes invite them to one

in five drinks and I said is your mate

and it's like teach the school you soon

learn that you can go mr. Morris what

bike have you got and they go well we've

it's a Harley Davidson na yeah you got

through the lesson that's it it talks

about his bike and it's just getting on

the good side of these people because

they're not nasty not malicious and very

often they want a mate I mean I don't

know I don't think we want to jump on

you and impregnate you yeah I mean some

story you've got itself as well

I was always told when I doing an

English Oh level you know write about

what you know in it and it's so true

it's just it's so much easier that's why

you want our next project to be you as a

man locked in a futuristic prison well

yeah I've been you know it's called

brain Jail and it's only your own

conscience that that keeps you there

because I imagine that's what it'd be

like in it I'm working out as well

you're not going to be a I don't use the

same body I used for Brent because that

is very flabby and doesn't look so good

in a vest it I mean it easily is a

flabby bloke Brent but this one won't be

well not just like fat I mean Darren fat

yeah a blitz a bit of a bloater

whereas Scott Carson crime he didn't

commit

it was probably saving some people from

a burning building but it is probably

broken up a rubbish law in the future we

can't have your own thoughts down low

reigns in jail yeah I think I downloaded

my own feelings from my computer yeah

well I just wish you could get back your

dead wife's memories and bring her back

to life cryogenically yeah but the evil

bloke in charge of it it wasn't even

voted in he killed people to get on not

that dictator yeah he's got it on a

sword on except it's not even a floppy

disk by then it's just a floppy dot it's

like a little dot and it the floats huh

look it's as good as written it's as

good as Dickens loser

there wasn't much improvised in the

making of it most of it is there on the

script first you know for us to see as a

tribute to the writing it's sort of its

writing that sounds improvised you know

the script comes out of invitation

anyway so as we're writing we're sort of

doing it so we're very careful at the

dialogue and the realism of that so it

seems more imposed than it is but again

within that there would be times at

Ricky or Steve would come up to a couple

of us all you know various one of us and

say we need a quick you know we need a

scene quickly about this or something we

need one to guess a bridge to get from

that scene into this one one of the

times we had to do um flirting

improvising I thought I loved my hair

being paid with anyone will do really

and so I thought oh I'll incorporate

that because he can't say no we're on

camera and then say basically he does

have to play with my hair which is

really nice oh so touched your head I'm

gonna do a lot more in the next series I

might have him massaged something I

never thought too that great everyone

knew their characters so well that it

was just easy to come up with those

little bits um bits of ad-lib like at

the end of episode 2 where David's on

the phone apparently speaking to Chris

Finch I'm firing him and Jennifer

presses the button and it's in fact the

Speaking Clock pathetic is it I checked

my watch no I just saw that that's the

Gareth thing to do just Lexi's watched

us to see that it is the right time

just filming what's funny just filming

the comedy is all you need to deal isn't

you don't need to get clever and Trixie

and stuff just filming ricky gervais zzz

fat funny face yeah it's bloody

hilarious

alright folks well don't ever get me

here goggle-eyed freak so no that's not

that's not fair because I yeah I'm

liking on and also on something you say

fat face this is a condition so what

condition greed oh right before you

insult someone find out what their it

may be medically cheese product

suffering from cheddar yes okay

well yesterday in fact on tube um

somebody said to me or I Gareth where's

Ricky I'm like whoa what's that about

why do I get called Gareth and he gets

called by his real name and I don't know

where he is but he's certainly not gonna

be on the tube cuz he doesn't travel on

the tube anymore when I first started

filming the pilot episode ash our

producer had said to me cuz he knew my

dad was Jasper Carrott and he said to me

Oh when did you change your name to

Davis I said at what point do you think

Davis was the made-up name people have

been asking for for autographs and I you

know they want me to write something

funny so I found myself writing I could

catch a monkey love Mackenzie great help

you worth something and what a lot of

people who sort of look at these extra

sort of footage in DVDs are nerds

yeah geeks geeks and losers yeah

probably watching this on a sunny day

yeah curtains drawn yeah spotty fat git

so what we do for them is give them some

sort of real behind-the-scene nuggets

encrusted step not to us no but to that

to them interesting yeah um what's

interesting you think yet my the guy

that comes through the door uh in

Episode six and kind of just stares and

looks at the camera and then who also

appears later in the end the party he's

my father

my real father his name was Ron and my

mom's name is Elaine and that's the name

of Donna's parents daughter of my best

friends Ron and Elaine oh the guy yeah

the guy that Ricky's interviewing at the

beginning of episode one is the guy he's

firing at the at the end in Episode six

yeah and that's holding you know one I

picked up on it in a Gareth and well

that's not his real name his real name

is Mackenzie Crook and he's just an

actor yeah so and you know that

beginning at the beginning where I meet

Ricky and I pretend I haven't met him

before I have a casting mr. Chris he's

an actor he's doing other stuff

yeah sort of an illusion isn't it see ya

the end you know because you usually get

a bit confused as the office obviously

it's not a not a real office what's

happened to it

bankrupt see now it's just opening look

why it's just that it's fake his necks

just to make believe it's like a set

what do they sell who not paper who all

the people that were there they don't

were the other actors oh temping acting

is a hard business not using the time

they're probably working so can we

switch off because I need I need a

scotch egg need a scotch I can needs to

lie down we get can we get ricky gervais

she's hammock I love a hammock